Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Boy Talk

This post is not for those with a weak stomach. It contains graphic language and reference to bodily functions. But, for those of you with a twisted sense of humor like myself, you may find this remotely funny.

"Mommy, I have to go pee pee."
Parker finds his way into the bathroom, turns the light on, and gets down to business.

I am in the other room, but I can hear the sound of a faint grunting.

"Parker, are you sure you are not going poopy too?"

"Yes. I'm only going crunchy poopy. It's different, do you want to see?"

"Uh, no thanks, I think I'll pass."

Ahh..the joys of raising little boys.

5 comments:

Judith and Lance said...

What exactly is "crunchy poopy"? Did you find out? I need to put this info in my mom's mind file cabinet case I ever have a boy! :)

Kelly Weinberg said...

That is hysterical!!!

Janna Banana said...

a. what is crunchy poopy?
b. it sounds painful

sharonie said...

what did you feed your son to make him have crunchy poopy?

Angel said...

At least Parker goes poop in the potty, Josiah is still going in his pants!