This post is not for those with a weak stomach. It contains graphic language and reference to bodily functions. But, for those of you with a twisted sense of humor like myself, you may find this remotely funny.
"Mommy, I have to go pee pee."
Parker finds his way into the bathroom, turns the light on, and gets down to business.
I am in the other room, but I can hear the sound of a faint grunting.
"Parker, are you sure you are not going poopy too?"
"Yes. I'm only going crunchy poopy. It's different, do you want to see?"
"Uh, no thanks, I think I'll pass."
Ahh..the joys of raising little boys.