These snow days are crazy ridiculous. I believe this totals around 7 for you, Parker. You have not had one full week of school since the 3rd week of December. The first few snow days were fun, and I let you relax and play. But, now I am afraid your academics are going to suffer. Today I've prepared a spelling exercise, a math test, and a quiz over a chapter book I am going to make your read. Laugh all you want Kent, but I've got something in store for you too! You are going to do a spelling and a reading initiative, and you are going to be doing a math exercise as well.
Now I am going to work for a bit, and then the schooling will start. I have to keep those little minds sharp, or else they'll turn to jello.