Three Men and a Lady

"Mom, where do babies come from?"

"God."

"But how do they come out of mom's stomachs?"

"God takes them out. It's a miracle."

"But who makes babies?"

"God."

There, I hope that keeps him satisfied for now. I am not ready to have that conversation with my 5 year old son. He thinks that long hair and make-up is what distinguishes a girl from a boy. I don't think he's ready to know the birds and the bees. And when he is ready, guess who gets to be the story teller. Daddy.