"Mom, where do babies come from?"
"But how do they come out of mom's stomachs?"
"God takes them out. It's a miracle."
"But who makes babies?"
There, I hope that keeps him satisfied for now. I am not ready to have that conversation with my 5 year old son. He thinks that long hair and make-up is what distinguishes a girl from a boy. I don't think he's ready to know the birds and the bees. And when he is ready, guess who gets to be the story teller. Daddy.