"Kent, why is their poop on your hand?"
"Because there wasn't any toilet paper."
Oh child. You are so innocent and matter of fact when you speak.
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Parker,
You were invited to your first birthday party of the school year. It is from your friend Kelsey who ties your shoes for you. I've been trying to teach you how to tie, but you don't think it is a necessity because you have a personal assistant in her. I called her mom to RSVP to the party, and she said you were the only boy Kelsey invited. I'm not telling you that. I'll let your figure it out once you get there. Hey, being the only guy in a room full of girls isn't all that bad.:)
The journal of a lady in love with 3 blue eyed men.
2 comments:
hmmm kent takes after someone i know!
that is awesome!
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