*Parker, get off your brother's head.
*If you touch baby Jesus one more time, you're going to be in a time out.
*Kent, look in the couch for the three kings.
*No popcorn until you find baby Jesus.
*Parker, get that stool off the table!
*Kent those spice jars are not toys.
*It's not nice to push your brother down in the snow and then walk away.
*Honey, I'm scared of the werewolves in this book.
*Dinner was good, if I do say so myself.
*Parker, where did you hear the song "I like to move it move it?"