Three Men and a Lady

Today you boys were playing outside and were pretending you just met each other. Parker, you introduced yourself to Kent as "Parker", and Kent, you introduced yourself to Parker as "Jesus".

Then here is our conversation at lunch today..

"Parker, what did you learn in Kid's Church today?"

"There is one way to get to Heaven."

"What is the one way?"

"You have to die."

"What?"

"You have to die and then you get put in the box in the ground and then God comes and gets you."

I think someone didn't listen fully to Pastor Aldin today.