"Mom. Is it okay for Kent to touch his poo?" Parker asks me out of breath.
"WHAT???? Absolutely not!."
"See Kent, I told you."
"What do you mean "I told you."?
Sure enough, my little firecracker made it the potty in time, but Kent decided to express his artistic abilities with his #2. All over the toilet. All over the floor. All over the wall. All over himself.
How did he respond after I verbally reprimanded him?
"I get candy now? I poop in the potty!".
I don't think so. Painting with your poop disqualifies you from the prize!